• 14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
  • 17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
  • 21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?
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churchsext:

bitch about how much “technology is ruining society” all you want. im gonna go communicate with hundreds of people at once while u fuck the stonehenge 

(via telapathetic)

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Reblog if you don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend.

highpitchedscreaming:

no-not-now-mama:

boston-strong-forever:

momoandmimi:

sweet-words-of-horror:

That’s a lot of notes. Let’s all date each other. Everyone get into groups of two.

Let’s do the math then.

with 841,518 reblogs that would be 420,279 couples.

cAN I GET MINE IN PINK PLS

everytime I see this post it has an even amount of notes, I guess I’m just doomed to be alone forever

(Source: wescalou, via florence-bobo)

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People get bored and then they do reckless things. It’s how the world works.
Jenn Satsune (via ohsatsune)

(via zodiacsociety)

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rnackenzie:

its hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you

(via humorking)

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melesbian:

If you’re feeling down, I’ll go down on you

(via infamousgod)

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trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

(via humorking)

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leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

(Source: anus, via humorking)

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me at friends house

  • friend: so... what do u wanna do
  • me: idk its ur house
  • friend: idk ur the guest
  • me: idk its ur house
This was posted 23 hours ago. It has 311,627 notes.

rneerkat:

hey are you a bank because you need to leave me a loan

(via talk-nerdy-to-me28)

This was posted 23 hours ago. It has 330,113 notes.